January 2011
40 posts
Anonymous asked: Do you still love HIM?
They see me rollin', they hatin'
When my crush says my name.
fyeahdenise:
alisaasaays:
Outside:
Inside my head:
Kenneth
ohyeahfatboy:
fuckyeahgifs:
yourbestfriend:
typicalvirginsacrifice:
br0job-:
humpingturtles:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
dfjkl;lksa this is fucking cool.
EVERYBODY DO IT.
now thats fuckin’ cool.
oooooohhhh my god
this is AMAZING
this literally broke my computer but daaaang that was cool
At first I was like,...
That awkward moment when you need something...
The awkward moment when you open an exam paper...
goeunchan:
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to...
emilylovesyoux:
Anonymous asked: ate, what was your first pet's name? survey lng po para sa thesis namin na different names of a dog. thank you po!!! :)
Anonymous asked: Do you have formspring? ^^
so taylor swift and jake gyllenhaal broke up
fiascotimes:
littlemissdorkette:
octogirl:
i can’t wait for the song. let’s see here:
oh JAKE
what a MISTAKE
i should have known that you would TAKE
my heart and let it BREAK
oh JAKE
you were such a SNAKE
remember by the LAKE
when you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE
JAKE
you were such a FAKE
you can’t even BAKE
CAKE
oh JAKE
what a MISTAKE
fuck you with a RAKE
i...
I hate it when someone makes me laugh when I'm...
-selfgasm:
speedyrockett:
paperlock:
They be like:
I be like:
ANNIKA.
this. FORVEVER
HAHAHA THIS.
My Amnesia Girl Banat Compilation
Irene: Oh ulit tayo, review. Sino nga ako kasi?
Apollo: Ikaw si Irene ko. Mapapangasawa ko. Isa kang photographer.
Irene: Eh hindi! Pulis ako.
Apollo: Pulis?
Irene: Kasi ikaw most wanted ko, eh.
Irene: At ikaw naman pintura! Binigyan mo ng kulay ang buhay ko.
Irene: O diksyonaryo, kasi you give meaning to my life.
Apollo: Alarm clock ka ba?
Irene: Bakit?
Apollo: Kasi ginising mo 'yung natutulog kong puso, eh.
Irene: May lason ba 'yung mata mo? Eh kasi... nakakamatay 'yung mga tingin mo, eh.
Apollo: Sandali, alam mo kung cactus ka? Okay lang na masugatan ako, mayakap lang kita.
Irene: Ay teka, ano nga pala blood type mo?
Apollo: Type A, ikaw?
Irene: Type ko... Mahal kita.
Apollo: Sana pirated CD ka na lang, para paulit-ulitin mo 'yan.
Irene: Mahal kita. Mahal kita. Mahal kita. Mahal kasi kita talaga, eh!
Apollo: Bagay sayo suot mo ah. Pero mas bagay ako sayo.
Irene: Hika ka ba? Kasi you take my breath away.
Apollo: Nasan ka ba kagabi?
Irene: Oh, andito lang ako, ah.
Apollo: Ah, kaya pala wala ka sa panaginip ko.
Irene: Alam mo, kung ulan ka, lupa ako. Sa ayaw at sa gusto mo, sa akin ang bagsak mo.
Apollo: Baka ikaw naman 'yung bagyo. Ang lakas kasi ng dating mo, eh.
Irene: Sandali, sandali! May MMDA ba dito?
Apollo: Bakit, bakit?
Irene: Kasi nagkabangaan 'yung puso natin.
Apollo: Pwede! Baka gusto mong kumandidato.
Irene: Bakit?
Apollo: Boto na kasi 'yung tatay ko.
Irene: Ice ka ba?
Apollo: Ayus lang.
Irene: Hindi, ice ka ba?
Apollo: Ano?
Irene: Ano ba, yelo!
Apollo: Bakit?
Irene: Kasi gusto kitang i-crush!
Apollo: Eh ikaw, alak ka ba? Ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh.
Irene: Eh ikaw ba, Meralco? Kasi maliwanag ang buhay ko kapag kasama kita. Alam mo yan!
Apollo: Pwede ba kitang abutin? Ikaw kasi pangarap ko, eh.
Irene: Ibenta niyo na lang kasi 'yung bahay niyo.
Apollo: Eh bakit?
Irene: Eh kasi libre ka naman tumira sa puso ko.
Apollo: Kung gusto mo, pwede ka maging driver ko.
Irene: Bakit?
Apollo: Para ikaw lang magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.
Irene: Ah gusto mo sasakyan. Eh bakit 'di ka na lang maging magic carpet?
Apollo: Bakit?
Irene: Kasi... you took me to a whole new world! Sobra ka! Hindi ko kaya 'yun. Pero kinaya mo! Bilib ako sayo.
Apollo: Teka, may tanong ako sayo. San mo gusto ikasal?
Irene: Mmm...
Apollo: Ako kasi, sa tabi mo.
Irene: Alam mo ikaw talaga, para kang teleserye.
Apollo: Ako?
Irene: Eh kasi nakakaadik kang subaybayan, eh!
Apollo: Ikaw naman, sine.
Irene: Oh?
Apollo: Ang sarap panoorin.
TOTALLY OBSESSING OVER BEYONCE'S DUET WITH R.KELLY...
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